Do you tease your plants with a daily spray of the hose instead of periodic deep watering? Or give in to the impulse to buy a pretty plant when no well-dug and composted hole awaits it at home? Which crimes are you game to ’fess up to?!
“A negligent act that leads to plant death.” This crime covers everything from planting seedlings in the wrong season, so they die from the heat or frost, to buying a plant you saw in another climate that you suspect cannot cope with your local conditions.
“Failure to give a helpless plant the light it needs.” Planting a shade lover in the sun is as much a criminal act as sentencing a sun-loving shrub to the dim, dark confines of a shady spot, where it will be condemned to leggy growth and probable pest attack.
Perverting the course of nature
“Obstructing nature from doing its thing.” Seeds come in different sizes and the general rule is to plant them twice as deep as their width. If you bury them much further than that, they are unlikely ever to see the light of day and will eventually give up and turn themselves into compost.
Grab the July issue for a humorous look at these and other gardening crimes – most of us are guilty of one or more!